Sony pictures announced this week that they are cancelling the release of The Interview on the back of terrorist threats and some absolutely scathing reviews. Sony pictures have been the target of cyber-attacks once it was revealed that the plot… Read More ›
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Tony Jones To Mediate Peace Talks In Iraq
Lateline presenter and occasional guardian of democracy Tony Jones has been appointed by United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon to mediate peace talks between the Islamic State of Iraq and the Lavant. The appointment comes in recognition of Jones’… Read More ›
Hacked James Bond Script Returned With Tech Notes
An early version of the script for the next James Bond film Spectre, currently in production, has been hacked by nerds eager to get in early this time to point out all the inconsistencies with the technological aspects of the… Read More ›
News Corp Editors, Journos Across Country Experience Mysterious Simultaneous Orgasms
In a disturbing event, around 10:00am (AEDT) on Monday morning, editors, journalists, and commentators across the country were struck down by unexplained simultaneous orgasms. While information is still limited, what has emerged so far is that it happened without warning… Read More ›
Billy Corgan Dismisses Everyone But Himself And Kurt Cobain
Self-declared best rock artist in the history of the entire world, Billy Corgan, has dismissed his peers as unevolved artists and pretty average and in some cases just downright shit in a tell-all interview with Howard Stern on the talky box…. Read More ›
Daily Tele’s Siege Coverage Wins Journalism’s Highest Honour: Praise from Rupert Murdoch
In the early hours of Tuesday morning in the Sydney CBD, a hostage crises ends in a hail of gun fire, killing three people including the gunman and injuring several others. A dark end to a trying day, a city starts… Read More ›