Hollywood actor Shia Labeouf shocked fans yesterday by announcing that for his next piece of performance art he would attempt to behave like a dignified adult. “Starting tomorrow I’m just going to do normal stuff,” he told reporters before… Read More ›
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Gina Rinehart Named Inheritance Monthly’s Inheritor Of The Decade
Inheritance Monthly the world’s leading magazine, printed on gold leaf paper for billionaire heirs to family fortunes last night announced Australia’s Gina Rinehart as its inheritor of the decade. The magazine cited her ability to take her inheritance and still lecture fellow Australians… Read More ›
World Of Warcraft Player Inexplicably Avoids Ridicule
World of Warcraft recently turned ten years old and released an expansion pack entitled ‘Warlords of Draenor’, successfully creating enough content to keep addicts main lined. Local enthusiast Eric Orc (name changed by deed poll) took two weeks leave from… Read More ›
Nerds Enjoy Fake Star Wars Trailer
The upcoming release of yet another Disney franchise juggernaut, Star Wars, had nerds all over the world drooling onto their keyboards as the first teaser trailer was released on YouTube earlier this week. Those keyboards were then smashed by angry… Read More ›
Michael Kroger Tipped To Become ABC Editor-In-Chief
Former Liberal Party Victorian state president and conservative commentator Michael Kroger is firming as the favourite to replace ABC managing director Mark Scott in Scott’s role as ABC editor-in-chief. The appointment comes after the ABC’s commission of audit recommended breaking… Read More ›
Karl Stefanovic Wears Same Suit For Whole Year: Was Also Drunk Entire Time
Karl Stefanovic’s recent suit stunt was the result of one of the longest running on-air binges in television history The (un) Australian has recently learned. The feminist explanation was created in retrospect to serve as a cover. Sporting a hangover… Read More ›