While coming to terms with the recent attack on the offices of French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo, it may be easy to believe this attack was motivated, in part, to the magazine’s history of satirising Islam. However, one man knows… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Hoping To Kickstart A New Race Riot
Conservative commentator and star of ABC TV’s Media Watch program, Alan Jones has today launched a Kickstarter campaign in the hopes of launching another race riot, like the one he successfully held in Cronulla a few years ago. Mr Jones… Read More ›
Apple Industry Appalled At The ABC’s Bias
The Australian apple industry has today condemned the national broadcaster the ABC over what they say is a deliberate and calculated bias against apple’s in favour of trendy leftist bananas. A spokesperson for the industry told the (un) Australian, “These… Read More ›
I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Channel 10
Channel 10 is on the hunt for celebrities to appear in their planned production of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, only to discover that all of their celebrities have already gotten out of there. The broadcaster had… Read More ›
The Interview Release Cancelled On The Back Of Threats; Bad Reviews
Sony pictures announced this week that they are cancelling the release of The Interview on the back of terrorist threats and some absolutely scathing reviews. Sony pictures have been the target of cyber-attacks once it was revealed that the plot… Read More ›
Tony Jones To Mediate Peace Talks In Iraq
Lateline presenter and occasional guardian of democracy Tony Jones has been appointed by United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon to mediate peace talks between the Islamic State of Iraq and the Lavant. The appointment comes in recognition of Jones’… Read More ›