Journalists and producers from the Channel 9 show A Current Affair are to be forced to use long term contraception in an effort to stop them from breeding. A spokesperson from A Current Affair told The (un)Australian about the idea for the… Read More ›
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Combustible Russell Crowes Banned From Planes
The world’s airlines have banned Russell Crowes from their cargo holds after fears the highly flammable actor may catch fire due to faulty wiring inside his brain. “We just can’t take the risk that a Russell Crowe may burst into… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have… Read More ›
Star Wars Fans Lining Up To Be The First To Spoil The Plot For Everyone Else
Star Wars fans of all ages, though mostly 25-to-45 year old males, have lined up overnight to be the first in the world to spoil the plot for everyone else. Andrew Saunders, a 35-year-old graphic designer from Guildford NSW who… Read More ›
Male Blogger Urges Feminists To Make Misogynists A Cup Of Tea
Prolific blogger, self-described feminist and Dr Who fan, Antony Whitecastle has penned a lengthy blog calling on feminists like himself to make misogynists a cup of tea rather than showering them with criticism. Talking to The (un)Australian, Mr Whitecastle explained… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Condemns The ABC For Employing Questionable Characters Like Himself
Herald Sun columnist and the most read blogger to ever appear before the courts Andrew Bolt, has today condemned the ABC for employing questionable characters, after it was announced that Bolt himself would be filming a documentary for the network. At… Read More ›