A Liberal backbencher has told The (un) Australian, “off the record” that they were stunned to learn that the former Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister, Peta Credlin was a woman and not, as the name “Peta” indicated, a man…. Read More ›
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Government Introduces Kebab Shop Lockout Laws
Tubby late night diners have been angered by the introduction of new laws making it illegal to serve kebabs after 10pm in designated parts of Sydney. “In an effort to curb the city’s appalling binge obesity problem, kebabs will now only… Read More ›
13 People Hospitalised Following Festival Of Dangerous Ideas Presentation
13 audience members at this year’s Festival Of Dangerous Ideas have been admitted to Sydney Hospital with critical injuries sustained during the presentation of dangerous ideas over the weekend. 48 others in attendance were treated on-site for minor incidences of… Read More ›
Sharks Too Scared To Attack Rupert Murdoch
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›
The Bill Cosby News Story Template
Editor’s note: At the (un)Australian, we endeavour to provide our readers with the most up to date information in the Bill Cosby scandal. Unfortunately, with new victims coming forward at an outrageous pace, no newspaper, not even one bankrolled by… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Rebrands Department Of Human Services To Department Of First World Problems
The Australian Minister for Social Services, Scott Morrison, has launched the rebranding of the Department of Human Services to the Department of First World Problems. The rebrand comes on the back of comments this week that social services like paid… Read More ›
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