In an effort to stop making stupid decisions due to fear, Middle Australia has gone fire walking to toughen itself up. “I’m totally shit scared of so many things,” said Middle Australia from its duplex home in Sydney’s south west…. Read More ›
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Zaky Mallah Devastated To Be Subject Of Media Attention
Acquitted terror suspect Zaky Mallah is reportedly “deeply upset” by the media attention he has received following his televised appearance in the ABC’s Q&A audience. As the Q&A scandal rolls into its second week, Mallah and the ABC continues to… Read More ›
Facebook Group of Homophobic Rainbow Enthusiasts Doubly Offended
A Facebook group of homophobic rainbow enthusiasts are up in arms over the rainbow filter trend and are claiming to be twice as offended as regular homophobes. Homophobes the world over are experiencing high levels of anxiety and stress as a direct result… Read More ›
PM Reveals Undervalued Suburbs In Bid To Address Rising House Prices
The PM has launched a bold new strategyat ASIO headquarters aimed at combatting rising house prices by identifying some areas of Western Sydney and Melbourne as“terrorism recruitment zones”. “Properties in these areas are hot, hot, hot,” Tony Abbott said, pointing… Read More ›
Rebel Farmer Vows To Continue Selling Unpasteurised Cyanide
Despite concerns that it may harbour unhealthy bacteria a Tasmanian farmer will continue to defy the law and sell unpasteurised cyanide to his growing band of customers. “Nothing tastes better than a nice mug of almondy cyanide fresh from the… Read More ›
Apprenticeships To Be Scrapped And Replaced By Reality TV Shows.
In a move expected to save more than $4 billion over the next four years, the federal government today announced that it was scrapping the decades-old apprenticeship’s scheme and instead trades would start taking future employees from reality TV shows. Minister for… Read More ›
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