The World Health Organisation has urged much greater international support for the struggle to find a cure for Ebola after news the crisis had spread to Bob Geldof planning to re-release Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas”. In what… Read More ›
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Putin Gets Eight Hours Sleep
Russian President Vladimir Putin is “well rested” following a good night’s sleep, RT.com has reported. “With eight hours sleep behind him, Putin is expected to rule Russia with the unmatched passion and energy Russian citizens are known to expect from their… Read More ›
World Leaders Reveal Prime Minister’s Emotional Breakdown Following ‘Weird And Graceless’ Opening To G20 Retreat.
Attendees of Saturday’s private G20 leaders retreat have revealed the entirety of the two-hour meeting was spent comforting the Prime Minister on how difficult it is being a head of state. According to world leaders, Tony Abbott’s opening address, which… Read More ›
Turnbull Unveils Internet Delivered To Front Lawn In Rolled Up Paper
The Liberal party have announced their new NBN delivery strategy will involve pages of the internet being printed on paper and distributed each day to your house. The new Paper To The Curb (PTTC) policy is a far cry from… Read More ›
Miranda Devine Lays Wreath At Foot of Sewerage Ventilation Shaft
Daily Telegraph columnist Miranda Devine has been photographed laying a commemorative wreath at the base of the Hyde Park Obelisk, an out of service sewerage ventilation shaft constructed in the 1950s. It is part of an annual… Read More ›
Racing Executive Implores “Extremists” Try And See It My Way
The chief executive of the Australian Racing Board has hit out at what he has labelled “close minded extremists” over their refusal to listen to the points his organisation has made and completely change their mind, following last week’s Melbourne… Read More ›
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