Australia’s figurehead Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today been chastised by members of his own party after he dared look to the left whilst crossing the road. Said Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt: “The Prime Minister continues to show such… Read More ›
Politics
Dick Smith Launches One Nation Peanut Butter That’s Chock Full Of Nuts
Entrepreneur and aspiring bigot Dick Smith has announced that his company Dick Smith foods will launch a new line of One Nation peanut butter that like the party will be chock full of nuts. Speaking to The (un)Australian Dick Smith… Read More ›
Opposition Leader Cory Bernardi Launches Scathing Attack On The Government
De Facto opposition leader Cory Bernardi, fresh off making America great again by leaving there has launched a scathing attack on the Government (of which he is a member). Labelling a potential carbon tax as, ‘the dumbest thing he has… Read More ›
Turnbull Looking Forward To Mowing George Christensen’s Lawn Over Christmas
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to the Parliamentary Christmas break where he will spend time with his family in Sydney and will also travel to far north Queensland to mow his good friend George Christensen’s lawn. Speaking… Read More ›
Obnoxious Rabble Ejected From Parliament Identified As “The Senate”
There have been calls for tighter security at parliament house in Canberra after a loud, ill disciplined mob known as “The Senate” briefly took over the running of the country. “I’ve never seen a bigger bunch of freaks, hillbillies and… Read More ›
Hanson Holds Press Call in Mosman To Show Drug Addiction Rates Are Overstated
One Nation Leader (despite what Rod Culleton has been saying) Pauline Hanson has today held a press call in the affluent Sydney suburb of Mosman to prove that the level of drug addiction stated by the Greens is vastly over… Read More ›