Former MP Wyatt Roy, fresh from losing his seat at the elections, has today revealed that he is ‘stoked’ not to have to wait six months before being eligible for the dole. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Roy said: “Oh mate when I… Read More ›
Politics
John Howard Suggests Turnbull Ignore Pauline Hanson Then Steal Her Policies
Former Prime Minister and recent convert to spray tanning John Winston Howard has called on Malcolm Turnbull to ignore senator-elect Pauline Hanson and then steal her policies. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the former Prime Minister said: “Candidates like Hanson are a… Read More ›
Chilcot Report Finds PM Hugh Grant Acted Heroically In ‘Love Actually’
After seven years of investigation and 2.6 million words, the Chilcot Report has concluded British Prime Minister Hugh Grant acted with massive cojones in standing up to sleazy American President Billy Bob Thornton in that scene in the 2003 romantic… Read More ›
Anarchist Election Campaign Concedes Defeat After No One Sets Parliament House Alight
With a number of lower house seats and the full make of the Senate still undecided days after the July 2 federal elections, a Sydney-based anarchist collective has formally conceded defeat after no voters heeded its call to burn down… Read More ›
Embarrassed AEC Admits The Dog Ate Australia’s Ballot Papers
Australia may be heading for the polls again after a red faced Australian Electoral Commission confessed that the reason it hasn’t been able to hand in a result for Saturday’s election is because the dog ate all the ballot papers…. Read More ›
Tony Abbott Pledges To Knight Australia’s AAA Credit Rating Should He Become PM
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott took a break from not commenting on the election result today to comment on the election result by saying that, in the event that should something happen to Malcolm Turnbull -say he were to… Read More ›
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