Following on from the successful introduction of constituency question time, federal parliament has announced that it will also start answering children’s letters to Santa Claus. The Government’s Leader of the House Christopher Pyne spoke to The (un)Australian about the new initiative,… Read More ›
The price of cigarettes will double by 2020 if Labor wins the election, under a new plan to alienate teenagers and French nihilists. Almost 2.5 million Australians enjoy a cigarette daily and the implementation of this policy is set to… Read More ›
The NSW government reports that the forced mergers of local councils will considerably streamline the process of corruption leading to massive savings for dodgy property developers and crooked service providers. “At the moment shifty apartment builders need to bribe 193… Read More ›
Calls are being made to encourage every Australian to take a moment out of their day to spend a minute of their pay cheques gambling at their local RSL in honour of the nation’s fallen soldiers. The call, from the… Read More ›
A new suburb in south western Canberra is to be named Whitlam after the former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam. Consultant town planner Paddy McGraw spoke to The (un) Australian about the process and ideology behind the move. “My philosophy, as… Read More ›
Police have promised to treat David Leyonhjelm no differently than any other Western Sydney Wanderers fan after the Liberal Democrat senator was arrested for setting off a flare during Question Time. “Despite antagonising some sections of the force by suggesting… Read More ›
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