A group of disgruntled Government back benchers has sought a meeting with opposition leader Bill Shorten to seek advice on what technique is best used to knife a sitting prime minister. A spokesperson for the group who requested anonymity, so… Read More ›
Politics
Parliamentary Gift Shop To Sell Peter Dutton Inspired Tin Foil Hats
Canberra’s parliamentary gift shop has announced that they will be stocking a new line of merchandise inspired by immigration minister and avid conspiracy theorist Peter Dutton with the launch of the Peter Dutton tin foil hat. The immigration minister this… Read More ›
Kanye West Announces New ‘Dark’, Rick Rubin Produced Presidential Campaign
Rapper, producer and former governor fashion designer, Kanye West, has announced that he plans to run for President of the United States of America in 2020, ending months of speculation over how he could possibly top the ridiculousness of previous… Read More ›
Dyson Heydon Delighted To Be Informed About Invention Of The Horseless Carriage
Trade union royal commissioner Dyson Heydon said that while the horseless carriage would be a very handy device for transporting him to and from the TURC, he would continue to travel to work on his pony trap for the time… Read More ›
People of Canning Promised Pork Barrel Factory
The looming by-election for the seat of Canning in Western Australian is a critical picture of how the Australian public is viewing the Abbott government. The picture is somewhat complicated by the popularity of the late member for Canning Liberal… Read More ›
Joe Hockey Slips, Falls And Accidentally Puts Fist Through The Australian Economy
Treasurer Joe Hockey is recovering today after yesterday slipping and falling. Thankfully, Mr Hockey was not severely hurt as he was able to steady himself by grabbing at and inadvertently punching the Australian economy. The fall was eerily similar to… Read More ›