Prime Minister Tony Abbott is pleased to hear that his misogyny has helped bring warring former prime ministers Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard closer together. The news of Rudd and Gillard’s thawing of relations was revealed in episode three of… Read More ›
Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is under fire after unveiling a new plan to reduce the federal budget deficit by means testing access to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) and the Special Broadcasting Service (SBS). The move comes as Education Minister… Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has declared that popes are unsightly and make way too much noise, in response to the encyclical on climate change released by Pope Francis. “I recently cycled past a pope and found the big gold cross… Read More ›
Federal Opposition leader and soon-to-be star of the ABC documentary The Killing Season Part 2, Bill Shorten has called on his ALP colleagues to rally together and knife him sooner rather than later. Mr Shorten spoke to The (un)Australian about his request to be knifed, saying:… Read More ›
Betting on this year’s prestigious World’s Biggest Hypocrite Award, known popularly as “the Bono”, has been suspended after a huge plunge on the entire Abbott government was followed by an even larger plunge on the Labor Opposition. Bet369.com spokesperson Mick Dodgey said bookmakers… Read More ›
Australia’s Ambassador to America and former Opposition leader Kim ‘Bomber’ Beazley has held a celebration at his Washington residence in honour of the 800 year anniversary of the TV show Magnum PI, which starred Tom Selleck. When contacted by The… Read More ›
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