One Nation Senator and holder of Australia’s largest collection of tin foil hats Malcolm Roberts has demanded the government ban clouds in the sky as they could be used to harbour terrorists. Of his cloud concerns, Senator Roberts told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›
Farmers across New South Wales are bracing for a devastating increase in the population of mechanical rabbits after Mike Baird banned greyhound racing. “Greyhounds are the only natural enemy of the mechanical rabbit and without them around, our fields are… Read More ›
Newly elected Senator Pauline Hanson, having declared she will no longer talk to the press, has today talked to the press about her doubts over scientific research that the world is round and has instead called for an inquiry, believing that… Read More ›
Surging king tides battering Australia’s East Coast have brought the elusive Sydney Beaches one step closer to residents of the Northern Territory. “To the people of Alice Springs, global warming couldn’t come soon enough,” says local resident Max Seeton. “We’ve… Read More ›
The Liberal Party is re-thinking its key election platform of “jobs and growth” less than two weeks into campaigning after realising it could benefit “illiterate and innumerate” refugees. Liberal spin-doctors went into overdrive yesterday to clarify that the party’s plan… Read More ›
Fishing expert Rex Hunt has laughed off any suggestions of a connection between a spattering of cold sores that have appeared on his lips and the release of the herpes virus into Australia’s feral carp population by the CSIRO. “Yibbeter… Read More ›
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