Following pictures on social media of stateless and desperate families with some of the seven billion mobile phones in the world, Apple has today released details of its new iPhone. A spokesperson for the company said “We were sitting in… Read More ›
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Snail Trails The New Superfood
Curl up your kale and chuck out the chia because scientists have now found the secret ingredients in snail trails that’s inflaming a rush to the new gold in health. Collected by carefully shaving up a snail’s trail by hand… Read More ›
Whole Foods To Sell Space Lettuce At ‘Astronomical’ Mark Up
Whole Foods CEO John Mackey has celebrated news that astronauts have successfully grown and eaten lettuce in space, promising a whole new future of ridiculous and expensive produce. “With today’s processed meals and junk food marketing, what consumers want is… Read More ›
‘I Think I’m Getting The Start Of A Cold’ Recognised As Separate Virus
The germ responsible for the condition known as “I think I’m getting the start of a cold” has been isolated in the laboratory, researchers in Switzerland announced today. “This is an entirely different virus from the cold virus or the… Read More ›
Google Launches Search Engine Specifically For Police Shootings Of Unarmed Civilians
It’s a common problem: A Facebook friend posts a video of police officers shooting an unarmed civilian, and that triggers a memory you have of a dashboard footage video of an even more wanton, unjustifiable police shooting of an unarmed civilian that… Read More ›
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “If Climate Change Bleeds We Can Kill It.”
Former Governor of California and Shakespearean actor Arnold Schwarzenegger has offered to personally kill global warming in an epic one-on-one battle. “I’m tired of these geo-meteorological girly scientists who are trying to defeat the greenhouse effect with data and expert… Read More ›