The Turnbull Government is putting the finishing touches on a nation-wide anti-bullying campaign that will teach students that it is not OK to bully homophobes. The initiative follows an exchange between Opposition leader Bill Shorten and Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi, which concluded… Read More ›
Social Media
Targeted Facebook Ads Tells Wanker What His Friends Are Too Polite To Say
A soulless algorithm determining what ads are best suited to him based upon his Facebook profile has managed to inform a Kirrawee man that he is turning into a complete and utter wanker, something his closest friends have been too… Read More ›
Channel V Nominates Chris Brown As White Ribbon Day Ambassador
Channel V has announced that they would like to nominate American singer Chris Brown as an ambassador for the domestic violence awareness campaign White Ribbon Day. The music channel, famous for launching the careers of Andrew G and Jabba, is… Read More ›
Inner City Man Hailed As Hero For Sharing Controversial Image
Late last week, as news broke of a humanitarian crisis, brave Internet Activist John Assured, swung into action ensuring that the most upsetting images were seen by as many people as possible. “It’s important that I get this message… Read More ›
Man Uses “LOL” Acronym Despite Not Actually Laughing Out Loud
A man has admitted his use of the “LOL” acronym in Facebook messaging in the past has been at times disingenuous, conceding that in many case he did not actually laugh out loud when the expression was used. The accountant/philanthropist/father-of-four… Read More ›
Uber To Begin Providing Brain Surgery
After having successfully captured a large portion of the taxi market, ride sharing network Uber is now going to take on Australia’s hospital system by starting a rival brain surgery service. “If anyone with a car and a mobile phone… Read More ›