Australia’s head selector Rod Marsh (surprisingly no relation to Shaun Marsh) has defended his panel’s controversial inclusion of an ‘automatic wickie’ for their upcoming 20/20 World cup campaign in the subcontinent, insisting: “We need the best wicketkeeper for India.” Expanding on his… Read More ›
Australians were shocked to learn today that their favourite son Jarryd Hayne, who left the country to chase his dream in America, would not be playing in this year’s Super Bowl. David Johnson, an avid reader of The Daily Telegraph… Read More ›
Britain’s number one tennis player has indicated that he is really, really looking forward to the Commonwealth Games. The great hope of English tennis, born in Scotland, held a press conference after playing a match in one of the colonies at… Read More ›
Sydney’s controversial lockout laws, which prevent entry to a licensed establishment after 1:30 am, will be expanded next week to include pet shops, the RSPCA and any residence that houses a canine. The change has been brought in to protect NRL players from… Read More ›
Former tennis brat and now somehow beloved elder statesman of Australian tennis, Lleyton Hewitt has ended his decorated career at the Australian Open after a loss in the second round to David Ferrer. Hewitt’s last match saw him doing what he… Read More ›
AFL club Essendon have made a decisive move away from the taint of drug scandal by signing former Fremantle tagger Ryan Crowley, with a source inside the club telling The (un)Australian that “we really needed a clean skin here to move… Read More ›
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