Cricket Australia has announced the cancellation of two match test series in Bangladesh amid concern that it might have led to a resurgence in the career of batsman Shaun Marsh. “We just couldn’t take the chance that Shaun would do… Read More ›
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Refugee Crisis: Australia Must Give Priority To Those Most At Risk – NRL Fans
The Australian government will today announce a one-off intake of refugees from war-torn Syria and it is expected to prioritise those most at risk, National Rugby League (NRL) fans. A government official spoke to The (un)Australian about the decision to prioritise… Read More ›
Shane Watson Reviews Decision To Retire
Australian cricketing all rounder and Guinness World Record Holder for the most calf strains ever suffered by a human being, Shane Watson will seek to appeal his own decision to retire from Test cricket. The move comes after Watson’s career being… Read More ›
Thousands Expected To Send Off Racing Legend Bart Cummings To Glue Factory
Thousands of racing fans are expected to attend today’s state funeral for eyebrow aficionado Bart Cummings, held in Sydney’s St Mary’s Glue Factory. Mr Cummings is considered a legend in the racing community. He has 12 Melbourne Cup victories to… Read More ›
Rolf Harris Writes Open Letter To Nick Kyrgios
Australian entertainer Rolf Harris, currently the artist in residence at Stafford jail, has taken time out from his daily beatings to pen an open letter to troubled tennis star Nick Kyrgios in a bid to get Nick back on track It follows Shane… Read More ›
Machines Show Humans Who’s Boss By Running Down Fastest Man On Earth Usain Bolt
The machines have sent humanity a chilling warning that they are now in charge after a segway chased and mowed down the world’s fastest man Usain Bolt. “How pitiful a species you are if your finest runner can’t even get… Read More ›