Imprisoned religious figure, Cardinal George Pell, has secured the role as one of the Wise Men in his prison’s upcoming Christmas eve play. The disgraced figurehead has been trying to get into character the past week, but is struggling to… Read More ›
State
Gladys Tells Sydney To Forget The Smoke And Just Lay Back And Think About The Light Rail
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told residents of Sydney to forget about the smoke permeating through the city and instead lay back and think about the pending opening of the long awaited light rail. “The people of Sydney need to… Read More ›
Pro Life Lobby Goes To Sleazy Backyard Parliament To Block Abortion Bill
Having been rejected by the legitimate NSW parliament, the anti Abortion lobby has found a dodgy backyard parliament willing to block the bill that intends to decriminalise abortion. “We’ve found a cockroach ridden parliament down a back alley and up… Read More ›
NSW Government To Fast track Building Of Giant Milk Crate Sculpture In Sydney
The NSW Government has announced that not only is it taking it’s plan to build a giant milk crate sculpture off of the scrap heap but it will now fast track the construction with an aim for the sculpture to… Read More ›
Big Bad Wolf Urges Three Little Pigs To Buy Sydney Apartment Block
The Big Bad Wolf has strongly advised the Three Little Pigs to invest in an off the plan apartment in a new Sydney development built entirely out of straw. “The plans for the block have been passed by the same… Read More ›
Despite Light Rain, Idiot Sydney Man Rocks Up To Train Station On Time This Morning
An idiot man who resides in Sydney stupidly rocked up to a Sydney train station expecting to catch his usual train, despite some rain falling overnight, inevitably causing a transportation system more fragile than Mark Latham’s ego to melt down… Read More ›