American President elect Donald Trump has refused to rule out invading Poland after the country declined to extradite film director and statutory rapist Roman Polanski. Tweeting to @TheUnOz President elect Trump tweeted: “I will consider invading Poland to get to… Read More ›
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Just To Be Clear This Isn’t For Your Seventies Christiany Stuff, Nobel Committee Tells Bob Dylan
The Nobel Prize Committee has stressed to Patti Smith to pass on to Bob Dylan that the award is for his complete body of work except for that weirdass Christiany stuff he was doing in the mid-to-late 1970s. “Several members… Read More ›
Aussie Teen Disgraced After Bali Police Clear Him Of Drug Possession
An embarrassed Aussie teen is desperately trying to save his reputation as a cool guy after being humiliatingly cleared of drug possession during a schoolies week trip to Bali. “That was so a massive bag of evil drugs that I… Read More ›
Could He Be Worse Than Feared? Some Are Suggesting Donald Trump May Have Even Voted For Donald Trump
He is the President-elect who ran a bigoted campaign and has caused shock waves by appointing racists, climate deniers and assorted right-wing hardliners in his new administration. But some say there is evidence that Donald Trump could be even more dangerous… Read More ›
Turnbull Assures Trump That Australia Is Still “Toady In Chief” To The USA
Malcolm Turnbull has called surprise US election winner Donald Trump to congratulate him on his victory and to assure him that comments he made earlier in the campaign where he described Trump as a “massive boofhead” and “thicker than pig’s… Read More ›
Trump Announces New Series Of Celebrity Apprentice To Decide His Secretary Of State
President-elect Donald Trump has announced his first order of business as President will be to film a new series of Celebrity Apprentice in order to find a new Secretary of State. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Trump talked of his… Read More ›