President-elect Donald Trump has announced his first order of business as President will be to film a new series of Celebrity Apprentice in order to find a new Secretary of State. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Trump talked of his… Read More ›
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Crisis As Media Struggles To Find Journos Sober Enough To Write Op-Eds on Trump’s Win
One thing that you could always count on after a US election was that whoever wins, Democrat or Republican, there would be a flood of media think pieces offering rapidly formulated analysis covering every conceivable angle of who won and… Read More ›
Alien Empire Watching US Poll Results Closely To See If There Is Any Point In Still Invading
As polls begin to close across the United States, the whole world tensely awaits for the outcome of the nastiest and hardest fought United States elections in living memory — and it turns out, the world is not alone. In… Read More ›
America Prepares To Vote For Which Type Of Chaos To Descend Into
The US people head for the polls on Tuesday faced with the difficult responsibility of deciding how they want their country to fall screaming into hopeless oblivion. “The nation must choose wisely between wretched despair and calamitous dissolution,” said President… Read More ›
Alan Jones Flies Over Syria, Declares It ‘Totally Safe’
Sydney radio broadcaster and climate change expert Alan Jones has followed up his fly-over the Great Barrier Reef, after which he declared he saw no evidence of the claimed wide-spread death of the coral, with a quick flight over allegedly war-torn Syria,… Read More ›
Reptillians Despair At Not Finding Better Candidate Than Hillary Clinton
The Reptillians have admitted that for a shadowy organisation that controls the world it could have selected a much better candidate for President than Hillary Clinton. “With the entire resources of the United Nations at our disposal and the ability… Read More ›