The defeat of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has surprised a majority of the world who had no inkling that Canada was even holding an election. “Wow, I guess it’s something I should have been aware of but to be… Read More ›
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Trump To Deport Opossums Back To Ireland
Republican Party presidential front runner Donald Trump has announced plans to deport millions of opossums back to Ireland in a move sure to be popular with his growing base of anti-immigrant supporters. “These O’Possums illegally entered the country during the… Read More ›
ISIS Abandons War on America: ‘They’re Killing Each Other Faster Than We Ever Could’
The Islamic State of Iraq And Syria (ISIS) has issued a statement explaining it was abandoning all plans to pursue a Holy War against the United States of America on grounds “the Infidels are slaughtering each other at a far faster rate than… Read More ›
What’s In The Trans-Pacific Partnership Trade Deal? The (un)Australian Speculates Wildly
For the past eight years, 12 major economies, including Australia, have been negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP). The TPP is the largest free-trade agreement in history and because of its far reaching consequences, the contents have been kept secret from… Read More ›
Silvio Berlusconi Offers To Take In Hot Young Female Refugees
As a tsunami of Middle-Eastern refugees inundates Europe, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has offered to help relieve the pressure by offering housing to some. Following Finnish PM Juha Sipilä’s lead, who today stated that refugees could stay in… Read More ›
Queen Treats Record Milestone As Any Other Day: Does Nothing Of Any Value To Anyone
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has eschewed major celebrations and instead is opting for an ordinary day of tax payer funded decadence and pointless ceremonial rituals to mark her becoming England’s longest reinging monarch. On Wednesday, the Queen surpassed Queen… Read More ›
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