Startling allegations have arisen of the exploitation of a developmentally challenged British man by a predatory teenage girl in a series of private parties aboard a luxury yacht. The victim, Andrew Windsor, sometimes known by his ironic nickname of Prince… Read More ›
A sea of blue uniforms have been sent hurtling through the space-time continuum on Sunday as hundreds of officers were caught in a time rift while protesting New York Mayor Bill de Blasio during his eulogy for slain police officer… Read More ›
The stark reality of the Russian economic crisis has come to light as President Vladimir Putin has taken a weekend job at Bunnings Warehouse. The move adds to the concern of the collapsing rouble. Sanctions imposed by Western governments and… Read More ›
Lateline presenter and occasional guardian of democracy Tony Jones has been appointed by United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon to mediate peace talks between the Islamic State of Iraq and the Lavant. The appointment comes in recognition of Jones’… Read More ›
Sony Pictures Entertainment has cancelled the release of its upcoming film The Interview starring Seth Rogen and James Franco, when, in a Dr Strangelove-esque act of irony, the hacker group calling themselves “Guardians of the Peace” threatened 9/11 style violence if… Read More ›
Responding to heavy criticism of a recent stunt in Peru, in which Greenpeace were responsible for irreparably damaging the hummingbird Nazca line, a spokesman who bravely remained nameless offered an apology. “We had no idea we were coming across as… Read More ›
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