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• Barnaby Demands To Be Named Minister For Home Affairs

  By theunozblog on 22/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Country’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has demanded that he be named the Country’s new Minister for Home Affairs should the Coalition win the next election. ”No one in the Government knows more about Home affairs than… Read More ›

• Joyce Tells The PM: End The Bonk Ban Or He’ll Campaign In Wentworth

  By theunozblog on 21/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce today sent a warning to the Prime Minister that if the contentious bonk ban is not ended then he will stop campaigning in the country and head to the electorate of Wentworth. ”The… Read More ›

• Sky News Hopes Debate Will Double Their Audience From 6 To 12 Viewers

  By theunozblog on 20/04/2022 • ( 2 )

  

  Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›

• PM Tells Those Criticising His Candidate For Warringah To Be More Tolerant

  By theunozblog on 19/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Acting Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has defended his controversial candidate for Warringah and their abhorrent anti-trans gender views by calling for those who oppose her to show some tolerance. ”The people of Australia are sick of people who are… Read More ›

• Press Pack Turns On Albo After He Serves Only Domestic Wine At Media Mixer

  By theunozblog on 14/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Canberra press pack has turned on Opposition leader Anthony Albanese after they were served only domestic wines at the Labor pre-election party mixer. ”This will definitely cost Labor the election,” said a member of the press pack, off the… Read More ›

• Albo Apologises To Colleagues For Saying The Saints Released ‘I’m Stranded’ in ’74 Not ’76

  By theunozblog on 12/04/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has apologised to his Labor colleagues after being caught out on the campaign trail saying that seminal Australian band The Saints released their hit single I’m Stranded in 1974 when it was in fact released in… Read More ›

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