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• Channel 7 Rush To Get OJ Simpson Into The Country To Replace Katie Hopkins

  By theunozblog on 19/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 7, the network responsible for Celebrity Big Brother have put in an urgent request to get alleged killer and one time football player turned actor OJ Simpson into the country, after their first choice celebrity racist, Katie Hopkins was… Read More ›

• PM Asks Staff For The 458th Time Whether They’re Sure That He Shouldn’t Post A Pic Of Him Cooking A Curry

  By theunozblog on 16/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney, Scott Morrison, currently locked down in Kirribilli with his closest 48 media advisers has been driving them all up the wall by constantly asking them whether or not he should post a picture on social media… Read More ›

• Joyce Implores The NSW Govt To Allow Ministers And Female Staffers To Be Able To Bubble

  By theunozblog on 15/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yes, really) Barnaby Joyce has made a passionate plea to the NSW Government to allow Ministers and their female staffers to be able visit each other in some form of bubble during the State’s extended lockdown…. Read More ›

• ScoMo Urges Melbournians To Dig Deep And Send Cash To NSW

  By theunozblog on 14/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney (and occasionally the rest of the country) Scott Morrison has urged Melbournians to dig deep and give generously to the people locked down in NSW. In a statement today, he announced that the government is currently… Read More ›

• NRL Asks QLD To Allow The Players To Bring Their Teams Of Lawyers To The Bubble

  By theunozblog on 13/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  NRL Chief and professed man of feathers Peter V’Landys has begged the Queensland Government to allow the players to expand the bubble so as to allow their teams of lawyers to travel with them. ”Relocating all the NSW teams to… Read More ›

• Nation Agrees To All Chip In And Buy The PM A One Way ”Holiday” To Hawaii

  By theunozblog on 12/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australians have united and all agreed to chip in and buy the current PM, Scotty-from-Marketing a one way ”Holiday” to Hawaii, – the feeling being that the country tends to run better when the PM is overseas. “Yeah, I think… Read More ›

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