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• Bob From Accounts Loves His New Nickname ‘Ok Boomer’

  By theunozblog on 06/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Reports have filtered in that Bob from accounts is loving his new nickname ‘Ok Boomer’ that was bestowed upon him by the companies 20 something social media coordinator Jackson. “Gotta say I am absolutely stoked with my new nickname of… Read More ›

• Glue Industry Pissed Off That Dog Food Industry Gets All The Best Horses

  By theunozblog on 05/11/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The glue industry has issued a strongly worded press release today attacking the dog food industry for taking all the best deceased race horses and leaving them with the also-rans. “It’s time that the dog food industry got off it’s… Read More ›

• Katter And Hanson Team Up To Star In Dumb And Dumber 3

  By theunozblog on 04/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Queensland politicians Bob Katter and Pauline Hanson have announced that they will set their differences aside to work together on filming the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise which will be filmed in QLD later this year. “I… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts To Swim The Murray Darling In An Effort To Prove The Drought Is A Myth

  By theunozblog on 30/10/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts, has told reporters that he does not believe in the drought and in an effort to prove it he will endeavor to swim the entire length of the Murray Darling river, all 1,472 kilometers… Read More ›

• One Nation Demands Coca Cola Allows Farmers Access To Mount Franklin

  By theunozblog on 29/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation has come out strongly against Coca Cola demanding that the multi-national company allow Australian farmers access to the vast water supplies of Mount Franklin. “Our farmers are out there doing it tough whilst Coca Cola executives are living… Read More ›

• ScoMo Appoints Craig Kelly As Minister In Charge Of Guarding The Bee

  By theunozblog on 28/10/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Following news over the weekend that Prime Minister ScoMo had banned a member of his Government Craig Kelly from appearing on the ABC’s Q&A program comes news that the reason for the banning was that Mr Kelly has been promoted to… Read More ›

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