The (un)Australian

Recent Posts - page 275

• NSW To Forfeit Game 2 Of Origin To Avoid Breaching Sydney’s Lockout Laws

  By theunozblog on 07/06/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  The NSW State of Origin team has been ordered to forfeit their next game due to be held in Sydney so as to avoid breaching the State’s lockout laws in the event that the match goes into overtime. “We are… Read More ›

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Signs With LNP To Aid Waning Franchise

  By theunozblog on 06/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  After his success revitalising multiple movie franchises in Hollywood, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been brought in by the Liberal Party to rejuvenate their waning public appearance. Prime Minister, and head of the LNP, Malcolm Turnbull referred to the signing… Read More ›

• Conservative Politician Uses Time Machine To Urge Barnaby Joyce’s Parents To Have Abortion

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  An unknown conservative politician has gone back in time in a DeLorean in an effort to convince Barnaby Joyce’s parents to terminate their pregnancy for the good of the party. “I was watching the interview on Channel 7 on Sunday… Read More ›

• Masterchef’s Beetroot Challenge Beats Channel 7’s Beetroot Interview

  By theunozblog on 04/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 10 claimed a victory over channel 7 in the TV ratings war when their show Masterchef’s Sunday night beetroot challenge toppled Channel 7’s interview with a beetroot in the ratings. “We are so happy with this result,” said a… Read More ›

• Thieves Steal Precious Jewels After Cutting Glass With Recording Of Pauline Hanson’s Voice

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Jewel thieves have stolen the world’s most valuable diamond from the Tower Of London after using a recording of Pauline Hanson’s voice to cut through the security glass surrounding it. “That glass was designed to be laser, nuclear bomb and… Read More ›

• Hanson Banned From Parliamentary Sandpit For Not Playing Well With Others

  By theunozblog on 01/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Pauline Hanson has been banned from the Parliamentary sandpit after not playing well with her friends and colleagues. “We had to take action today as Pauline was bullying the other people in the sandpit and not sharing her toys with… Read More ›

• ‹ Older Entries
• Newer Entries ›