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• Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony Deeply Controversial For Everyone Called Pauline Hanson

  By theunozblog on 09/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Commonwealth Games’ opening ceremony has excited great controversy among all Australians named Pauline Hanson, with one Pauline Hanson taking to Sky News to express outrage at the limited opportunities to generate cheap publicity with feigned outrage. “I mean honestly, I… Read More ›

• Abbott Looking Forward To Attending Turnbull’s Surprise 30th

  By theunozblog on 06/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been telling people all week of his excitement at being asked to attend Malcolm Turnbull’s surprise 30th to be held Sunday night in Canberra. “I’m not the most popular person in the party so… Read More ›

• “Forty Is The New Thirty” Claims Malcolm Turnbull

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister (ed. please check if this is still the case) Malcolm Turnbull has stunned the mathematics world by claiming that the number 40 is now the new number 30. “Young people are maturing a lot later in life now… Read More ›

• God Prepares To Answer Prayers Of Commonwealth Games Competitors

  By theunozblog on 05/04/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  It’s been revealed that God has set aside specific time to answer the prayers of athletes competing at the upcoming Commonwealth games. This has meant he will have to put other requests on hold, such as those in off-shore detention,… Read More ›

• Victorian Police Brought In To Deal With Sydney Harbour Bridge Climber

  By theunozblog on 04/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Wednesday morning traffic was ground to a halt in Sydney as a man climbed onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, closing multiple lanes of traffic. As the NSW Police cordoned off lanes, they struggled to manage the situation, deciding to bring… Read More ›

• Dutton Offers Family Visas To South African Potato Farmers

  By theunozblog on 04/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has reached out to South African potato farmers with an offer of a family visa in an effort to aide their move to Australia. “The thought of those poor white farmers suffering… Read More ›

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