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• White House Aide Who Convinced Trump That Button For Nukes Connected To Twitter Up For Nobel Peace Prize

  By theunozblog on 13/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Nobel peace prize committee has today announced that a Whitehouse aide who convinced President Trump that the button for detonating America’s nuclear weapons was in fact linked to his Twitter account has been nominated for the prestigious award. “This… Read More ›

• Yassmin Abdel-Magied Deportation Reaffirms Miranda Devine’s Belief In God

  By theunozblog on 12/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  When news broke that Australian citizen Yassmin Abdel-Magied’s had been deported from the United States filtered through to The Daily Telegraph’s offices, columnist Miranda Devine begun weeping with joy and shouting: “There is a God, yes, there is a God!” “I need… Read More ›

• Cycling Buddies Abbott And Andrews To Compete On MKR

  By theunozblog on 12/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 7 announced today that the next season of My Kitchen Rules will feature lifelong cycling ‘buddies’ Tony Abbott and Kevin Andrews competing to win the title. “We have so far avoided using so called ‘celebrities’ on the show,” said a Channel… Read More ›

• Stressed-Out Climate Scientist Secretly Pretty Happy With This Weather

  By theunozblog on 11/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  “Sure this unseasonal Autumn heat wave is just one more harbinger of the rapidly developing ecological crisis that could see average temperatures hit the safe limit of 1.5 degrees,” admitted Michelle Green, a Sydney-based CSIRO scientist specialising in climate change… Read More ›

• Abbott To Challenge….Commonwealth Games Cycling Team

  By theunozblog on 11/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister and lycra afficianado Tony Abbott has announced today that he will challenge the current Commenwealth games cycling team to a race. “I believe most Australian’s think that it is time that this team of cyclists face up… Read More ›

• “Folau Is Spot On About Gay People” Says Pell

  By theunozblog on 10/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Cardinal George Pell has come out [sic] in defence of Australian Rugby Union star Israel Folau, agreeing with his views on the damnation of gay people. Last week Folau responded to a comment on an Instagram post, where one of… Read More ›

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