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Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I… Read More ›
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Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know… Read More ›
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Abbott Calls On Santa ScoMo To Give Everyone Coal This Christmas Budget
Former (despite what Peta Credlin says) Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on the Treasurer Scott Morrison to deliver coal to every Australian this year as part of his Christmas themed budget. “In the past coal has been traditionally associated… Read More ›
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Peta Credlin Diagnosed As Suffering Delusions Of Relevance
Sky News host Peta Credlin has been diagnosed as suffering from ‘delusions of relevance’ following her appearance on The Bolt Report where she claimed to have spoken to the Minister for the Environment and Energy Josh Frydenburg over his criticisms of… Read More ›
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Commonwealth Games Athletes From Melbourne Seek Asylum On The Gold Coast
Officials from the Australian Commonwealth Games team have confirmed that 25 athletes from Melbourne have gone missing from the games village and are believed to be seeking asylum on the Gold Coast. “Please don’t send me back home, I can’t… Read More ›
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Channel 9 To Send Bill Lawry Off To ‘The Farm’ After Losing Cricket
Channel 9 has announced that due to it’s loss of the cricket broadcasting rights is will be forced to make some big calls on some of their stars. With the first one being that they wil be sending former Australian… Read More ›
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