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• Turnbull Pledges To Flog Banking Execs With The Warmest Lettuce Available

  By theunozblog on 24/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has expressed his anger at the behaviour of banking executives uncovered by the Royal Commission and promised to deliver harsh punishment to all involved by flogging them with the warmest of lettuce. “I am most upset… Read More ›

• IPA Tells Government To Consider Legalising Slavery

  By theunozblog on 23/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Institute of Public Affairs has released a paper penned by Adjunct Fellow Walter Privilege that extols the merits of slavery, calling on the Government to consider instituting it. “We as a society are very quick to rule things out… Read More ›

• Greens Push To Legalise Cannibalism After Annual 420 Meeting

  By theunozblog on 20/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Greens leader and ‘federal joint chief’ Richard Di Natale told a smoke-filled Canberra party room on Friday that cannibalism needs to be decriminalised and legalised. “This day, the 20th of April, or 4/20 Day, we present our cornerstone policy; that… Read More ›

• Dead Commbank Customer Makes Fortune In The Afterlife

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  A deceased Commonwealth Bank customer has told the banking royal commission he’s made millions of dollars in the afterlife by following the advice of his financial planner from beyond the grave. “Since I arrived in Heaven I’ve built up an… Read More ›

• Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook

  By theunozblog on 19/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Having hired Mark Latham our culinary columnist,  then fired him that afternoon, The (un)Australian has found his replacement in Latham’s just published cookbook co-author and friend, radio broadcaster Alan Jones. Even though I am a very busy man and a very… Read More ›

• ARU To Replace Qantas With Westboro Baptist Church As Major Sponsor

  By theunozblog on 19/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Following the controversial remarks of Wallabies player Israel Folau, the ARU has announced that they will be replacing their naming rights sponsor Qantas with a brand that better reflects Folau’s views, the Westboro Baptist Church. “It’s a difficult situation we… Read More ›

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