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• Trump To Receive Nobel Peace Prize Over Reunification Of ABBA

  By theunozblog on 01/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  In a surprise move the Nobel Peace prize committee has announced that this year’s recipient is American President Donald Trump for his work on the reunification of the Swedish pop group ABBA. “President Trump has been working tirelessly behind the… Read More ›

• Police Investigate Garden Hose Thefts at Parliament House

  By theunozblog on 30/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The lawns at Parliament House in Canberra are at risk of dying off as gardeners have found themselves unable to water the grassy hills. Staff have complained that hoses used to water the iconic hills have been cut and stolen…. Read More ›

• Life Coach Drops Man To Reserve Grade

  By theunozblog on 27/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  A disappointed Sydney man has vowed to try harder and put more effort into his training after being dropped to reserve grade by his life coach. “I’ve really tried to do more with my life other than sit around all… Read More ›

• Monkey Wins Copyright Of Selfie

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  A court has awarded Donald, a New York City monkey, full copyright to a selfie that he accidentally snapped in a landmark animal rights decision. “I handed my camera to Donald when he became interested in how shiny it was,”… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Banking On His Supporters Being Able To Read

  By theunozblog on 26/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce having just signed a book deal is now sweating on his supporters ability to be able to actually  read a book. “It’s a big risk we are taking by giving a deal to Barnaby… Read More ›

• Lest. We. Forget Yassmin Abdel-Magied This ANZAC Day

  By theunozblog on 25/04/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  News Corp, publishers of The Australian, Daily Telegraph and Herald Sun have called upon Australian’s to take a moment this ANZAC day to pause and reflect on Yassmin Abdel-Magied. “ANZAC day is a sacred day on the Australian calendar and last… Read More ›

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