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• News Corp Editors Dismayed By End Of Photoshop Trial Period

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/08/2015

  

  Daily Telegraph editor Colin Sludge is one of many News Corp editors left with no idea what to put on the front page of their newspapers now the company’s initial four week trial download of Photoshop has expired. “I was… Read More ›

• Kim Jong Un To Moderate Coalition Party Room

  By theunozblog on 18/08/2015

  

  In an unprecedented move the coalition is moving to recruit North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. This follows the lengthy debate in the coalition party room in regards to marriage equality in recent days. Tony Abbott told a press conference,… Read More ›

• Politicians Want Speedy Conscience Vote On Marriage Equality So They Can Go Back To Voting Unconscionably

  By theunaustralianblog on 17/08/2015

  

  Members of Australia’s federal parliament are keen for a conscience vote on marriage equality to take place as soon as possible so they can go back to voting without having to consult any kind of moral compass. “It’s hard work… Read More ›

• Monster Shark Dies While Resisting Arrest

  By theunozblog on 17/08/2015

  

  Fisheries have said that a huge shark caught of northern New South Wales this week died as a result of a struggle when being taken into custody. “We just wanted to talk to him about an incident in the area”,… Read More ›

• Infographics Outlawed By Government

  By theunozblog on 17/08/2015

  

  Canberra has declared that from next Monday all federal government departments must cease using infographics in reports and other communications. The directive came from the Minister for Communications, Malcolm Turnbull and is believed to be part of the government’s wider… Read More ›

• Falling Dollar To Be Pegged To Collingwood FC Performance

  By theunozblog on 14/08/2015

  

  In a move analysts have described as ‘novel’, Australia’s troubled currency is set to be pegged to the fortunes of Collingwood Football Club. Treasurer Joe Hockey has taken the step in an attempt to slow the dollar’s rapid slide away… Read More ›

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