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Mia Freedman Really A 79 Year Old Man Named Barry
The worldwide mummy blogging community has been devastated after actress Rebel Wilson published the news that Mia Freedman is actually a 79-year-old pensioner whose real name is Barry Buckpitt. “I don’t even like kids all that much”, said Buckpitt who… Read More ›
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Not Again! Cadbury Launches Cheese And Onion Chocolate
Cadbury has announced it will introduce more flavours to compliment the limited edition Vegemite-flavoured Dairy Milk block set for launch next month, starting with cheese and onion in July. In what is widely seen as payback for the federal government’s withdrawal… Read More ›
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Alan Jones To Mentor ABC Journalists
Radio shock jock Alan Jones, who once called for former Prime Minister Julia Gillard to be “put in a chaff bag and thrown out to sea”, will act as a mentor to all ABC journalists, the station has announced. The… Read More ›
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Glenn McGrath Shoots Last White Rhino In Honour Of New Baby
Former Australian cricketer Glenn McGrath and his second wife Sara have announced they are expecting their first child together. McGrath had a vasectomy in 2003 but he took various steps to reverse the procedure including sacrificing half the African veldt… Read More ›
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FFA Blames AFL For Frank Lowy’s Fall
The governing body of ‘the beautiful game’ in Australia, soccer’s Football Federation of Australia (FFA), has slammed the Australian Football League (AFL) over it’s involvement in FFA chairperson Frank Lowy’s fall at this year’s A-League Grand Final. Lowy, the 84 year-old head of… Read More ›
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Grateful ABC Presenters Ask Turnbull For More Advice
Senior ABC journalists are appealing to cabinet ministers for advice on how to improve their interview techniques. The move comes following the intervention of Communications Minister last Sunday in which he publicly counselled Leigh Sales and Emma Alberici to be “less… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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