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Pippa Middleton’s Bum Visits Royal Baby
Pippa Middleton’s bum has paid a visit to its niece, the new royal baby born over the weekend to Will and Kate, in a move that has excited royal watchers who camped outside the hospital for weeks as they awaited… Read More ›
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Serial Domestic Abuser, Floyd Mayweather, Good At Punching
Floyd Mayweather has won a unanimous decision from the judges after Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao managed to last 12 rounds, in a stunning display of what a person with a history of viciously assaulting his ex-partners can do. Mayweather remains… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Knights Newest Royal
As Prince William and his wife, the Duchess of Cambridge, welcomed a baby girl to their family, Prime Minister Tony Abbott announced that the latest addition to the royal family would be given a damehood to recognise her overwhelming contribution to… Read More ›
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Floyd Mayweather Approached To Host Top Gear
Undefeated boxing champion Floyd Mayweather has been approached by BBC executives about filling the Top Gear hosting position vacated by Jeremy Clarkson earlier this year. In March, Clarkson was dismissed from Top Gear after a fracas with a BBC producer. His… Read More ›
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Australia Pledges To Send More Celebrities To Earthquake Torn Nepal
The Australian government has pledged to send to Nepal, which has been ravaged by an horrific earthquake that has left thousands dead and tens of thousands homeless, as many celebrities as Qantas Premium Economy can fly into the country. Already former Packed to… Read More ›
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Man Has Awesome Night Out After Rallying Past 1 AM
Ken Eccles, a 27 year old banker from Southport, Queensland, has had the best night of his life following his decision to continue staying out drinking despite being kicked out of Paddy McGuiness, an Irish themed Surfers Paradise bar, at… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025