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• Abbott Wants A Balanced Budget in Five Years And Also A Unicorn

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/03/2015

  

  The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today told colleagues of his desire to balance the budget within five years and also that he wants a unicorn for Christmas. The bizarre request came at a cabinet meeting in which the Prime Minister opened proceedings… Read More ›

• Unpopular Boy Killed In Car Crash

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/03/2015

  

  17-year-old John Smith was killed over the weekend when the car the P-plater was driving crashed into a tree. Upon hearing of the accident, his school mates and family rushed to social media to remember, in their words, “an unpopular loser… Read More ›

• Man Tries Living Each Day Like It’s His Last, Spends Day In Tears Over Impending Death

  By theunozblog on 18/03/2015

  

  Concerned his life was going nowhere fast, Patrick McGrath, a 29-year-old petrol station assistant who lives with his parents, decided to “live each day like it’s his last” after googling “inspirational quotes” on the Internet, only to spend a whole day crawled into… Read More ›

• Abbott Restores Divine Right Of Kings To Perform Miracles

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/03/2015

  

  In a move sure to ignite fresh controversy, Prime Minister Tony Abbot has announced the restoration of the ancient Divine Right of Kings to cure scrofula and transmit the Royal Miracle. The reintroduction of the ability to cure scrofula or… Read More ›

• Greens Dismayed Labor Set To Support Labor Policy

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2015

  

  Greens Senator Scott Ludlam has expressed “deep surprise and disappointment” over the decision of Opposition leader Bill Shorten to support a mandatory data retention scheme the kind of which was proposed by the Gillard Labor government in 2012. In a… Read More ›

• MEDIA JOURNAL: Fairfax Editors Back To Writing Headlines

  By theunaustralianblog on 17/03/2015

  

  Jam’ie King will no longer be writing the clickbait on once-popular mastheads The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age as Fairfax Media Editor Darren Goodsir promises a return to journalism. Ms King is the latest victim of the brutal Fairfax… Read More ›

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