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• State Govt ‘Unexpectedly’ Announces Infrastructure Project Days From Election

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/01/2015

  

  In a maverick move, Queensland Premier, Campbell Newman, today announced a billion dollar State-wide infrastructure project just two weeks out from a general election. The unexpected announcement is believed to be the first time a scandal-ridden State Government in Australia… Read More ›

• Extremist Behind Journo Killings Spotted On Paris Street

  By theunozblog on 15/01/2015

  

  In what security analysts say was a bold statement of defiance, the head of an extremist group responsible for the recent killing of 12 journalists was spotted on the streets of Paris on Sunday. Photos clearly showed the accused mastermind… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Refuses To Leave Room After Being Stressed Out By Cyberbullies.

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/01/2015

  

  Prime Minister Abbott has taken to his room after accidentally logging onto the internet and encountering a massive amount of cyberbullying. “I thought I was popular with all the other kids in Australia because they voted me to become the… Read More ›

• Fred Nile Condemns Sydney Siege Victims

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/01/2015

  

  Conservative Politician and prolific tweeter Fred Nile has today condemned male Sydney Siege victims who ran out of the scene of the siege, the Lindt café. Declaring, they should not receive bravery awards as they could have done more to… Read More ›

• Crème Egg Recipe Changes, Sky Falls

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/01/2015

  

  Confectionery manufacturers and diabetes enthusiasts Cadbury, have announced that they have changed the recipe for their popular Crème Egg before Easter this year. Fans of the confection, otherwise known as “people with eating disorders”, are up in arms about the… Read More ›

• Morrison Proposes Deporting Unemployed To Cambodia

  By theunozblog on 14/01/2015

  

  New social services minister Scott Morrison has announced plans to bring to his new job some of key lessons learned during his successful stint as immigration minister, starting with a bold proposal to deport all unemployed people to Cambodia. “I am strong believer in… Read More ›

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