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• Moderate Muslims Fail To Condemn Ban On Snowmen

  By theunozblog on 14/01/2015

  

  Muslim leaders are under fire for failing to condemn a Saudi cleric who issued a religious ruling stating that constructing snowmen was forbidden. Sheikh Mohammad Saleh al-Munajjiid declared that constructing a snowman was akin to creating an image of a… Read More ›

• Al Qaeda Claim Satirical Website The Un-Australian Too Lame To Bother Dying For

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/01/2015

  

  An Australian spokesman for Al Qaeda has laughed off suggestions that The Un-Australian may be the target of a Charlie Hebdo style vendetta. “Get real. If I’m going to die pointlessly in a hail of bullets it’s got to be worth… Read More ›

• Terrorists Shocked Their Actions Making Life Harder For Muslims With Nothing To Do With Them

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/01/2015

  

  An imam from the French city of Bordeaux has called for followers of the religion to protest the Paris shootings, describing the event as “tantamount to what September 11 meant to America”. Imam Tareq Oubrou referred to the massacre as “tantamount… Read More ›

• People With Piss Easy Jobs Concerned Government Wasting Their Not So Hard-Earned Tax Dollars

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/01/2015

  

  Dozens of not so hard-working Australians have voiced their concerns about how various government departments have been spending the tax money that they raised barely a sweat earning. “I work all day long operating a stop and go sign at… Read More ›

• Won’t The Golden Globes Think Of The North Korean Children?

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/01/2015

  

  The Golden Globes, which The Foreign Press Association is considering renaming the Benedict Cumberbatch invitational, was marked by consistently unfunny North Korea gags, predictable outrage about North Korea gags on Twitter and Benedict Cumberbatch. The Golden Globes have been noteworthy… Read More ›

• Hipster With High Blood Pressure Forced To Eat Unsalted Caramel

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/01/2015

  

  Surry Hills barista Herman Beardo has had to put himself on a diet of unsalted caramel after his doctor diagnosed him with hypertension. “To be honest I can’t tell the difference between salted and unsalted caramel but I’d much rather… Read More ›

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