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• Relief After Golden Globe Leak Revealed To Be Incompetence, Not Terror.

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/01/2015

  

  The golden globes may have inadvertently revealed the winners of this year’s awards after accidentally publishing the results on their website in what was supposed to have been a test. Hollywood has become accustomed in recent times to information being… Read More ›

• Greens Call For Bush Fires To Be Renamed ‘Regeneration Opportunities’

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/01/2015

  

  The Australian Greens have today called for bush fires to be re-named ‘Regeneration Opportunities’. Their argument being that the term bush fires attaches a negative stigma on a natural occurring event. A spokesperson for The Greens told The (un) Australian,… Read More ›

• Christopher Pyne’s Hat Stolen By Rough Kids And Thrown Out Of Bus Window

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/01/2015

  

  Federal minister for education Christopher Pyne has had his hat stolen from him and thrown out the window of the bus by some public school kids as he was travelling to work on Monday. “Two kids from West Canberra Boys… Read More ›

• Indian Government To Raise Retirement Age of Test Captains

  By theunozblog on 12/01/2015

  

  The Indian government is set to raise the retirement of its Test cricket captains from 32 to 36 following last month’s retirement of Test captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni. A productivity report conducted by the Indian Institute of Statistics found that under the… Read More ›

• Charlie Sheen Victim Of ‘Spartacus’ Twitter Bomb

  By theunozblog on 09/01/2015

  

  Hollywood actor and court-required spokesman for prescription abuse, Charlie Sheen, today confirmed he has been a victim of a vicious Twitter trolling attack. Speaking to The (Un)Australian today, Sheen (acting age 19-27), spoke of his bewilderment at waking up to… Read More ›

• Young Woman Accused Of Luring Feeble Minded, Inbred Middle Aged Englishman Into Sex

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/01/2015

  

  Startling allegations have arisen of the exploitation of a developmentally challenged British man by a predatory teenage girl in a series of private parties aboard a luxury yacht. The victim, Andrew Windsor, sometimes known by his ironic nickname of Prince… Read More ›

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