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• Five Aussie Acts You’ll Be Listening To In 2015 Because We Have Your Family Locked In A Basement

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/01/2015

  

  Well, we tried to help you. When we published the five Australian bands you’d be listening to in 2014, we wanted to give you a head start. We wanted to give you the inside tip so you’d seem like a… Read More ›

• Man Converted To Islam By Halal Food Upset He Can No Longer Drink Beer

  By theunozblog on 05/01/2015

  

  Federal MP Luke Simpkins has raised the alarm over Australians being unwittingly converted to Islam via eating Halal-certified food, using his own horrifying tale of forced conversion as a warning. The Liberal member for Cowan told The (un)Australian: “All I did what all true Aussies… Read More ›

• Millions Disappointed As New Years Eve Fireworks Consist Of One Guy Running Across Sydney Harbour Bridge With Five Sparklers Up His Arse

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/01/2015

  

  New Year’s Eve revelers in Australia’s largest city have expressed their dismay at the quality of the midnight fireworks display as Sydney welcomed in 2015 with some bloke running across Sydney Harbour Bridge with five sparklers up his arse. “I… Read More ›

• The (un) Australian’s Person of the Year

  By theunozblog on 24/12/2014

  

  Newspapers and magazines have a tradition of looking back at the year and nominating their person of the year, sometimes they get it right like Time magazine in 1930 awarding the title to Mahatma Gandhi and sometimes they get it… Read More ›

• The Interview Release Cancelled On The Back Of Threats; Bad Reviews

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/12/2014

  

  Sony pictures announced this week that they are cancelling the release of The Interview on the back of terrorist threats and some absolutely scathing reviews. Sony pictures have been the target of cyber-attacks once it was revealed that the plot… Read More ›

• Tony Jones To Mediate Peace Talks In Iraq

  By theunozblog on 19/12/2014

  

  Lateline presenter and occasional guardian of democracy Tony Jones has been appointed by United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon to mediate peace talks between the Islamic State of Iraq and the Lavant. The appointment comes in recognition of Jones’… Read More ›

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