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• Muslim Aussies Wish Boring Bogans Would Stop Trying To Ride With Them

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/12/2014

  

  While appreciating the gesture, Australia’ muslim population has put out a request that boring non muslim Australians would stop sitting beside them on the train or bus and let them journey to their destination in peace. “Look, it’s really nice… Read More ›

• Sony Gives In To Hackers’ Demands, Leaves Box of Cuban Heels At Drop Zone

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/12/2014

  

  Sony Pictures Entertainment has cancelled the release of its upcoming film The Interview starring Seth Rogen and James Franco, when, in a Dr Strangelove-esque act of irony, the hacker group calling themselves “Guardians of the Peace” threatened 9/11 style violence if… Read More ›

• Newspoll On Preferred Vice Captain: Christopher Pyne 53%, Shane Watson 47%

  By theunozblog on 18/12/2014

  

  Shane Watson’s chances of recovering the Australian test vice captaincy have been dealt a stinging blow after a Newspoll found he currently trails Education Minister Chris Pyne by 6 percentage points. The Newspoll survey published in today’s Australian  asked 1500… Read More ›

• Joe Hockey Refuses To Blame The Sunshine, Monlight, Good Times Or The Boogie

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/12/2014

  

  Treasurer Joe Hockey has today refused to blame the billion dollar budget blow out on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or indeed the boogie. When The (un) Australian questioned whether the embattled Treasurer was, instead of defending the… Read More ›

• God Gives Up On Humans After Hearing Of ‘Beard Bauble’ Fad

  By theunozblog on 18/12/2014

  

  A source in Heaven has told The (un)Australian that God has finally declared that, once and for all, He has “totally had it” with humanity after hearing of the new craze featuring hipsters wearing Christmas “baubles” attached to their carefully stylised… Read More ›

• The One Harry Potter Death JK Rowling Regrets

  By theunaustralianblog on 17/12/2014

  

  JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, has announced this week that she regrets a death that occurred in the best-selling book series. However fans expecting her to lament the loss of popular characters such as Dumbledore, Fred Weasley,… Read More ›

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