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Hacked James Bond Script Returned With Tech Notes
An early version of the script for the next James Bond film Spectre, currently in production, has been hacked by nerds eager to get in early this time to point out all the inconsistencies with the technological aspects of the… Read More ›
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News Corp Editors, Journos Across Country Experience Mysterious Simultaneous Orgasms
In a disturbing event, around 10:00am (AEDT) on Monday morning, editors, journalists, and commentators across the country were struck down by unexplained simultaneous orgasms. While information is still limited, what has emerged so far is that it happened without warning… Read More ›
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Billy Corgan Dismisses Everyone But Himself And Kurt Cobain
Self-declared best rock artist in the history of the entire world, Billy Corgan, has dismissed his peers as unevolved artists and pretty average and in some cases just downright shit in a tell-all interview with Howard Stern on the talky box…. Read More ›
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Fred Nile Risks Life To Take Selfie In Martin Place
Politician, minister and prominent tweeter Fred Nile spent the day yesterday in Sydney taking “selfies” at Martin Place in the hope it would help end the hostage situation. Whilst most leaders and respectable human beings stayed out of the CBD… Read More ›
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Daily Tele’s Siege Coverage Wins Journalism’s Highest Honour: Praise from Rupert Murdoch
In the early hours of Tuesday morning in the Sydney CBD, a hostage crises ends in a hail of gun fire, killing three people including the gunman and injuring several others. A dark end to a trying day, a city starts… Read More ›
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Co-Workers Engage In Intelligent Discourse On Terrorism, Immigration.
For the residents and workers in Sydney, it may be hard to wrap around your head around the armed siege taking place in Martin Place. That is unless you are lucky enough to work in the King Street office of… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025