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• PM Abbott Launches ‘Blistering Attack’ On Misogyny During Defence Of Chief Of Staff

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/12/2014

  

  In a speech that has gone viral among international news sources, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has launched a“blistering attack” on Coalition MPs’ comments, actions and views during a defence of his Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin. As the Minister for… Read More ›

• Michael Clarke And Qantas Jet Synchronise Breakdown

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/12/2014

  

  Michael Clarke has re-injured his back after the Qantas charter jet he is travelling on went into a rapid descent due to a mid-flight malfunction.  The Boeing 737 lost altitude after it’s landing gear was prematurely lowered due to a… Read More ›

• Chris Kenny Celebrates Nine Months Since Quitting Twitter

  By theunozblog on 12/12/2014

  

  Sky News Presenter and self-anointed rationalist Chris Kenny today celebrated the nine month anniversary of his quitting the social media website Twitter. In 2012, Kenny became a prolific user of microblogging platform, a decision he later regretted, and then later… Read More ›

• David Hicks Tortured AGAIN On Way Home From Night Out

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/12/2014

  

  Former Guantanamo Bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has been tortured in Sydney overnight. Mr Hicks was at an end of year function catching up with old friends such as Attorney General George Brandis after which he decided to… Read More ›

• Stall-Free Pig Suspicious About Why Farmer Suddenly So Nice

  By theunozblog on 12/12/2014

  

  White Landrace hog Arthur is not convinced that Nowra farmer Bert Spender has his best intentions at heart, despite removing him from his battery stall and giving him a proper sty to run about in. “It’s great to feel sunshine… Read More ›

• Greenpeace Apologises: ‘Sorry Peru’s Too Stupid To Understand Nazca Line Destruction Was Message Of Hope’

  By theunozblog on 12/12/2014

  

  Responding to heavy criticism of a recent stunt in Peru, in which Greenpeace were responsible for irreparably damaging the hummingbird Nazca line, a spokesman who bravely remained nameless offered an apology. “We had no idea we were coming across as… Read More ›

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