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Bible Adaptation Movie Requires Too Much Suspension Of Disbelief
The Hollywood conveyor belt, always desperate to adapt bankable stories, has been heavily criticised for what many see as an over-abundance of sequels and remakes. Recently studios have been plumbing new depths by adapting, of all things, the Bible. Recent… Read More ›
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Senator Lambie Doesn’t Rule Out Streaking For The Defence Force
Newly independent Senator Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un) Australian that she was not prepared to rule out streaking at the Boxing Day cricket test match, if it would help defence force personnel receive a pay increase. Senator Lambie is… Read More ›
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Ricky Muir Not Sure What Party He’s In Anymore
Victorian Senator Ricky Muir has conceded he doesn’t actually know which, if any, party he currently represents in the Australian Senate. Muir was elected in September 2013 with 0.5% of the vote as a candidate for the Australian Motoring Enthusiasts… Read More ›
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Rupert Murdoch Not Sure How To Tell Kids That The PM Needs To Be Put Down
Head of Australia’s household Rupert Murdoch is desperately trying to find a gentle way to break the news to the family that Tony Abbott needs to be put to sleep. “He’s been a good and faithful Prime Minister but the… Read More ›
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Sharri Markson Wins Walkley, Learns Basic Literacy For Uni Exposure
The Australian’s media editor Sharri Markson has won the prestigious Walkley award for investigative journalism for her exposẻ on the left-wing bias of university academics. In October, Markson, who was yet to learn of the existence of mature age students,… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025
