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• Breaking: Qantas Flight Lands Safely And On Time

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/12/2014

  

  Australian airline Qantas today celebrated the landing of an on time flight from Sydney to Perth, in a week which saw them divert three flights due to mechanical failure. Qantas CEO Alan Joyce fronted the media to talk about the… Read More ›

• Nobody Actually Thinks Islam Is A Race, Study Finds

  By theunozblog on 09/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  New research has found that almost nobody literally believes Islam is a race. An article published in the McMahon University Journal of Theology by Dr Rainald Robertson posed the controversial question: “Does anyone actually believe that Islam is a race?”… Read More ›

• Piers Akerman Seeks Treatment For Secret Chardonnay Sipping And Basket Weaving Addiction

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  News Corp opinionist Piers Akerman has confirmed that he recently entered rehab to try to cure a runaway addiction to the medium to light bodied white wine chardonnay, alongside an attempt to go cold turkey on his basket weaving habit. “I… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Compares Himself To Ronald Reagan

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/12/2014

  

  Prime Minister Tony Abbott has compared himself to former American President Ronald Reagan when questioned about his low rating as preferred prime minister by breakfast TV presenter Chris Koch. When The (un) Australian asked the prime minister to expand on the comparison, Mr… Read More ›

• Morrison ‘Deeply Disappointed’ With Hanson-Young’s Stance

  By theunozblog on 08/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  The Minister for Immigration and Boarder Protection, Scott Morrison, is reportedly “surprised and deeply disappointed” by the strong opposition with which his attempt to reintroduce Temporary Protection Visas has been met by Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young. On Thursday afternoon, Morrison… Read More ›

• Satan Desperate To Give Abbott’s Soul Back

  By theunozblog on 08/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Sources close to Satan have told The (Un)Australian that the Prince of Darkness was desperate to hand Tony Abbott’s soul back to the Australian prime minister, claiming it was too foul even for the fiery depths of Hell. The source… Read More ›

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