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• Collingwood FC: Casual Racism Leads To Profits

  By theunozblog on 10/12/2014

  

  Collingwood Football Club are set to report strong profits after a year marred by racial controversy. “We’re feeling about as big as King Kong after this result” said a jubilant Eddy McGuire. “If it wasn’t for this nations casual approach… Read More ›

• Clive Palmer To Be Eaten Alive By Stegosaurus

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/12/2014

  

    Queensland MP and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer today announced he has finalised an agreement with the Discovery Channel to be eaten alive by a stegosaurus. The agreement comes after the Discovery Channel commissioned a similar program in which American documentary film maker… Read More ›

• Andrew Bolt To Present Carols By Candlelight

  By theunozblog on 10/12/2014

  

  Journalist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt will host the 2014 Vision Australia Carols by Candlelight on Christmas Eve. In a statement announcing who would be the host, Vision Australia justified the decision by saying that “as the gift that keeps on… Read More ›

• Ange Postecoglou Declares ‘We’re Building For The 2032 World Cup’

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/12/2014

  

  Socceroos coach Ange Postecoglou has named his squad for the upcoming Asian Cup under increasing pressure to produce results after a return of just two wins from twelve matches at the helm. The Socceroos have plummeted to the lowly ranking… Read More ›

• Crystal Meth User Shocked That Iceland Does Not Live Up To Name

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/12/2014

  

  28 year-old crystal meth user Dylan Fazackeli was stunned on his recent trip to Iceland to discover that the country does not live up to its name. Mr Fazackeli had been saving for the trip of a life-time in the… Read More ›

• Scott Morrison One Step Closer To Life-Long Dream Of Global Domination

  By theunozblog on 09/12/2014

  

  Evil supervillain and Immigration minister Scott Morrison could be heard cackling loudly to himself in his office at Parliament House after his immigration bill passed the Senate in the early hours of December 5, a source told The (Un)Australian. “HAHAHAHA, my… Read More ›

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