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• DVD Collector Sitting On Fortune

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  54-year-old Altona North resident Martin McMatthew’s advice for those looking to invest for their future is to forego shares, property or managed funds but instead look to DVDs. McMatthews, a school groundskeeper, is looking to retire and feels that his… Read More ›

• Margaret And David Finally Break Sexual Tension

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  The ABC’s film review program At The Movies screened its final episode this week with hosts David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz bidding farewell to Australian audiences after a decades long partnership in broadcasting. The final episode was an historical event in… Read More ›

• ‘Fuck Off Joe’, Santa Tells Treasurer To Stop Invoking His Name 

  By theunozblog on 04/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

    “Joe Hockey can get fucked,” said Santa Claus in a statement released from The North Pole today. It came after the treasurer told Australians: “Don’t let Santa down, go out there and spend for Christmas.” Hockey said: “We want… Read More ›

• The Last Hobbit Film, Five Armies, To Be Split Into Five Separate Films

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Jackson, director of the wildly successful movie adaptations of JRR Tolkien’s thinly veiled racist allegories, has announced this week that the final instalment of The Hobbit will be made into five separate films. Each movie will  run for approximately… Read More ›

• Religious Leaders Unite To End Slavery Labeling It ‘Almost As Bad As Gay Marriage’

  By theunozblog on 03/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Religious leaders have signed a monumental agreement to work towards ending modern day slavery with Pope Francis stating that “forced jobs, prostitution and organ trafficking (are) a crime against humanity, almost on par with two dudes shacking-up.” The Pope was joined… Read More ›

• News Corp Columnist Correctly Identifies Twitter Parody Account

  By theunozblog on 03/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  In an Australian first, a columnist for the Murdoch press has successfully identified a Twitter parody account. The Daily Telegraph’s Jacob Willis was adding the final touches to his weekly column “Willis and Won’ts” when a colleague emailed him a… Read More ›

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