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Lazarus to Pyne: ‘Take A Hint!’
In what appears to be a very bad day for Christopher Pyne, Senator Glenn Lazarus has publicly rebuffed the education minister’s text-ual advances. “Please, meet me for coffee or a drink” Mr Pyne sent Lazarus in a text message sighted… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi Gives Gender-Appropriate Gifts To Good Boys And Girls
Decked in a dark red coat and white-cuffed trousers, Cory Bernardi was spotted flying over roof tops delivering presents to all the good boys and girls. Flown by six white boomers, Bernardi could be seen making a list and checking… Read More ›
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Abbott Dismisses Verbal Gymnastics As Simply An ‘Obfuscation Surplus’
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refuted claims his confusing word choices are a game of verbal gymnastics, claiming he is simply employing an “obfuscation surplus”. He said alternate claims made by media and the Labor party had a complete… Read More ›
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens… Some Bigots.
The hotly anticipated trailer for the next installment in the popular cinema series Star Wars was released last weekend amid a flurry of wild speculation and racism; something that rarely happens on the internet. Fans of the iconic franchise began dissecting every detail of… Read More ›
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New Millionaire Darren Wilson Proves ‘American Dream’ Alive And Well
It is has been said the much-vaunted “American Dream” is dead, but one man’s heart-warming “rags-to-riches” tale says otherwise — that in the Land of the Free, you can still “make it” if you are willing to work hard, think… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025
