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• No Beard, No Tattoos, No Job!

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  A hole in the wall coffee shop, located in a hidden alley-way, behind a warehouse, next to a train line, in the inner city Sydney suburb of Marrickville has this week been accused of discrimination after refusing to hire 19 year… Read More ›

• ‘Tyrant Obama Goes Too Far!’ President Uses Creamer Without Congressional Approval

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Half way into the final term of Barack Obama’s presidency it’s hard not to think of how his two terms will be looked back on. I’m sure the president himself would prefer people to think of him as a Nobel… Read More ›

• Muslim Hall Of Compromise

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  A standoff between protesters for and protesters against the construction of a Muslim community hall in Penrith came to a quiet compromise yesterday. “They agree to keep their meetings quiet, if we get to use the car park for burnouts”… Read More ›

• Onlookers Unsure If Policeman Is Trying To Hug Child Or Crush Him With His Bare Arms

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  We’re all familiar with the police. Violent enforcers of the law. Untouchable killers. Huggers of children? If the last statement perplexed you, you are not alone as the residents of Portland were confronted with this very scenario late last week. Elias… Read More ›

• ‘We Did It!’ Daniel Andrews Wins Victorian Election, Which We Always Supported

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Daniel Andrews, the man we’ve obviously always supported during this election, so much so that it would be foolish to go through our archives to try and find evidence against that claim, has taken the Victorian Labor Party to an… Read More ›

• Shia Labeouf Reveals Next Performance Art Stunt: Self Respect

  By theunozblog on 01/12/2014 • ( 0 )

  

    Hollywood actor Shia Labeouf shocked fans yesterday by announcing that for his next piece of performance art he would attempt to behave like a dignified adult. “Starting tomorrow I’m just going to do normal stuff,” he told reporters before… Read More ›

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