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Halal Ham Boycott Threatens Christmas
In a possibly devastating move for retailers looking forward to traditional Christmas sales to bolster their books, anti-halal campaigners have threatened new action — demanding all retailers guarantee that all their Christmas hams are not halal certified. Those who don’t face a boycott… Read More ›
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Politician Apologises for Speaking Honestly
Defence Minister David Johnston has apologised over his comments regarding the government’s ship building company, admitting “there’s no room in federal politics for what a politician actually thinks”. Mr Johnston received criticism from both the Opposition and his own party over his statements… Read More ›
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Michael Kroger Tipped To Become ABC Editor-In-Chief
Former Liberal Party Victorian state president and conservative commentator Michael Kroger is firming as the favourite to replace ABC managing director Mark Scott in Scott’s role as ABC editor-in-chief. The appointment comes after the ABC’s commission of audit recommended breaking… Read More ›
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Karl Stefanovic Wears Same Suit For Whole Year: Was Also Drunk Entire Time
Karl Stefanovic’s recent suit stunt was the result of one of the longest running on-air binges in television history The (un) Australian has recently learned. The feminist explanation was created in retrospect to serve as a cover. Sporting a hangover… Read More ›
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Melbourne’s Music Week Gives Residents More Chances To Be Seen At Gigs
Having just completed its fifth year, the Melbourne Music Week was better than ever at providing the residents of Melbourne with more chances than ever for them to be seen attending concerts. Funded by Melbourne City Council, the 10 day,… Read More ›
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ABC Shocked People Still Live Outside Melbourne And Sydney
ABC managing director Mark Scott admits that he has been caught by surprise to learn that there are Australians still living outside of Sydney and Melbourne. “I knew there were some in the 60s but my understanding was that… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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