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‘Musicians’ One Direction Deal With Drugs Allegations
In news that rocked the music industry to its core, a group of teenage boys making mega dollars by horrifying ear drums all over the world while simultaneously endorsing everything from groceries to drug rehabilitation programs, may have tried drugs…. Read More ›
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Putin Has No Plans To Retire, Ever.
President Vladimir Putin has revealed he will retire as leader of Russia when and if he ever decides to die. President Putin said if he does in fact decide to live forever, then he will most likely rule Russia for the… Read More ›
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State Begs for Peace From Citizens, After Justifying Violence Against Citizens
The Governor of Missouri in the United States, Jay Nixon, has pleaded with the citizens of Ferguson, to exercise “peace and restraint” following a Grand Jury’s decision that police officer Darren Wilson was not himself required to exercise those values…. Read More ›
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Jacqui Lambie To Meet With Political Psychopath
Newly Independent Senator Jacqui Lambie is to take a meeting with a political psychopath, or as he is also known, the Prime Minister Tony Abbott, following her recent split from the Palmer United Party (PUP). Senator Lambie is tipped to… Read More ›
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Team Australia Officially Certified Dumb Racists
In response to news that anti-Islam campaigners in Australia are urging a boycott of all Australian products with offical halal certification, the World Association for Monitoring Racist Idiocy (WAMRI) has officially certified Team Australia as containing The World’s Dumbest Racists…. Read More ›
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ABC’s Quentin Dempster Found Abandoned In A drain
ABC’s 7:30 NSW host, Quentin Dempster is recovering today after being found dumped in a drain in Western Sydney. The ABC presenter was in good spirits though a little shaken up, after a group of cyclists rescued him after hearing… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025